Join the Chicago Reader and all your favorite WCR skaters at the Logan Square Auditorium tonight!

If you're going to be decidedly anti-Valentine's day, commit to it and follow the pros at the Chicago Reader's third annual themed party. Chicago comedians Seth & Kellen will host the antagonist bash, and the first 150 ticket buyers will walk away with a gift bag full of Pleasure Chest goodies and more.

The Windy City Rollers derby girls will be on the scene, passing out bubbly and delivering Valentines to partygoers for charity. (They'll probably deal a knock-out punch, too, if that's more your style.) Musical performers include 2nd Story and the Black Belles.

Where: Logan Square Auditorium, 2539 N. Kedzie Blvd.

When: 7 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. music

Price: $14