Q: Tougher sport: Roller derby or cheerleading?

A: Depends on if Kirsten Dunst is in the equation.

Q: What was your favorite cheerleading move while you were in high school?

A: A front handspring-step out-roundoff-back handspring-step out-roundoff- back handspring-ending with a full twisting layout, of course! Handclaps were also pretty cool.

Q: What's your opinion on the theory that the WCR is just like high school? (The Double Crossers are the geeks, The Fury are the jocks, The Hell’s Belles are the ~hahahaha~ cheerleaders, and The Manic Attackers are the party peeps.)

A: Actually, I think it’s more appropriate to relate the teams of the WCR to types of underwear. I mean, the Belles would wear thongs, obviously. The Fury? Boy briefs all the way. I bet The Double Crossers have granny panties hidden underneath their black threads and the Manics - - - UM, Commando. Enough said.

Q: What would DJ Chrissy Fiction do if given drive time control of the official unofficial radio station of the WCR, 100.3 LOVE FM?

A: Play “The Warrior." ON REPEAT.

--interview by Donna D. Apocalypse

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