Donna Party made a living guiding urbanites through treacherous mountain passes. People would line up to have a guide such as Donna—it was said she was skilled enough to kindle a fire on the most unexpectedly stormy of nights, and thoughtful enough to pee downstream.

Late one fall she was hired by a group of danger-for-pay yuppies to take them through a treacherous mountain pass. An early snow left Donna and her group temporarily sheltered in a cave. She calmed the frightened city-folk and kindled a fire to keep them warm while she went out to find a safe exit route. As she re-entered the cave after mapping the way out, she began to hear laughter. Her group was discussing the money to be made on their new reality series "Kevin Costner: In the Snow" now that they had found the perfect location.

Donna felt nauseated. Taking a bunch of yuppies into the woods for a canned outdoor experience was one thing, but unknowingly taking TV producers to scope out Kevin Costner's new reality series location was just evil. Donna decided if she was going to make her way out of the pass, the yuppie baggage would not be weighing her down.

The roaring campfire came in handy while Donna began telling tales of previous groups stuck in the middle of nowhere with no way out. She told them that sometimes it's best just to sit tight and hope that no bats give you rabies or bears sniff your Clif bars.

It didn’t take long for panic to set in. One cell phone ranger ran out into the snow and did not return. A few hours later Donna retrieved his corpse and calmly explained that they all could survive for weeks if they just ate their friend's flesh.

The greedy TV producers wasted no time pulling apart their dead friend and cooking him over the camp fire. Within days, Donna was the only member of that expedition to emerge from the woods—and with a smile on her face.
 
After this final expedition, Donna found herself hungering for a more extreme brand of adventure.  Amongst rumors of cannibalism and insanity, Donna fled to Chicago where she joined the Double Crossers.  In addition to the regular penalty cautions, opposing players have been advised not to put their forearms anywhere in the vicinity of her mouth.