Puck Eruption spent her youth frolicking in a forest in Athens, Greece. She enjoyed an enchanted life, favored above all others by the fairy king Oberon, allowed to run about causing whatever mischief suited her fancy. Putting love spells on unsuspecting humans and sheep, convincing honest men to wear their underthings on the outside of their pantaloons, there seemed no limit to the ruthlessness of her pranks. Then one day she took it too far. After sneaking into Oberon's chambers whilst he slumbered and replacing his most favored morning tea with a much less satisfying and entirely uncaffeinated alternative, she was summoned to be brought before the king for punishment. Being quick and lithe, it took 2 days for the guards to catch her. Finally, breathless and sadly beaten, she stood before Oberon. "Puck," he said with annoyance, "you have pissed me off. To amend your merry foolery I shall torment thee. I will replace your sure-footed hooves with unstable turning wheels. Never more will you gallop through the forest to avoid the consequences of your chaos." And *poof* her beautiful hooves now each sported 4 ungainly turning wheels. She immediately fell on her ass, bringing joy and laughter to the fairy court. For many months Puck tried to get around on her new feet. Anytime she tried to go anywhere, grass would wrap itself around her wheels and sticks would trip her up. Climbing trees to spy on the village maidens proved downright impossible. The fairy forest just wasn't fun anymore. She packed her bags and moved Chicago. This proved to be a very good idea indeed. The city was covered in concrete without a single pointy stick or blade of grass in sight. Not only could she get around but she could do it faster than she ever could before which meant she could lure more unsuspecting fools into falling for her pranks. And best of all, the city was full of unsuspecting fools! She could be seen speeding through the streets screaming "Oh what fools these mortals be!", a trail of buttocks sporting "Do Place Your Boot On My Backside Forcibly!" signs for miles behind her. Then one day she met her match. While carousing the streets looking for her next victim she came across a gang of gorgeous women screaming maniacally and tossing baby parts in the air. "Ha! What fools these mortals be!" And she turned them all into hiccupping penguins. While speeding away from the scene, she looked back over her shoulder to see something amazing. These penguins had all strapped skates onto their flippers and were chasing her down, quite rapidly gaining on her whilst squawking obscenities at her amidst hiccupps. "Well shit," she thought. Suffice to say that once they caught her they gave her quite the beating. "Change us back *hic* you fairy freak," screamed one of them. "If you *hic* change us back, we'll let you join us. You could cause mischief for our foes on the *hic* track," claimed another. "Join you?" said Puck. "Why yes, I'll follow you, I'll lead you about a round, Through bog, through bush, through brake, through brier: Sometime a horse I'll be, sometime a...." "Shut up and *hic* change us back!" screamed a very frustrated penguin. "Oh, *ahem* sorry. Yes, I will join you." And she turned the penguins back into (mostly) normal girls. And everyone was happy. Puck now spends her time as a Manic Attacker putting her wheeled hoofs to good use. She enjoys sending Double Crossers on "secret missions" that land them in Indiana corn fields, cutting away several inches from the bottoms of Hells Belles' uniforms when they're not looking, and putting spiders in the Fury's jammer panties. She is also known for turning into an ass any skater that tries to take her down on the track.