VanDawl
"Painting the town red, one corpse at a time"
Below is the transcribed audio of a recent call between VanDawl and the host of a serial killer blog.
VanDawl: You’re a really big fan posting my "alleged" admittance form to the Elgin Mental Health Center for the Criminally Insane. That's not too cool. Blogger: Care to comment? VanDawl: "Client believes to have contact with the supernatural and is physic." Believes? I didn't ask to be tormented with the energy and painful emotions of murders and violence. They wouldn't stop haunting me. It's traumatic. Maybe if I BELIEVE they'll stop.. maybe.. Blogger: Do you see dead people? VanDawl: I will cut you. Don't be a jag-off. Blogger: No need to be rude. VanDawl: I feel your overwhelming guilt. Blogger: Really? Speaking of guilt, are you ready to admit to your most recent crimes? VanDawl: I think we're off topic, I was sensing your guilt. I know you cheat on your wife and emotionally abuse her. You feel horrible about it but are fearful of her independence so you (interrupted). Blogger: I asked if you admit to your own crimes. VanDawl: Innocent until proven guilty. Don't I look innocent? Blogger: You have such a strong history of defacing public property. Your parents admitted to your unstoppable nature of drawing violent scenes on walls everywhere from your room, schools and your grandparents house. You were even found to have painted a recent hotel room detailing a recent homicide covering a space of 124 square feet. VanDawl: Every form of art is rooted in insurmountable emotion. The space was vibrating with depression, rebellion and ...and the madness and took over. I didn't do it. They did it. Blogger: And who wrote "Fraud" in blood above the hotel clerk corpse?
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